SHOT 1. Missed target completely at 100 yards. Rifle needed sighted in.
SHOT2. Hit target in lower right hand corner from 10 yards.
SHOT 3. Bull's eye--after getting rifle back from gunsmith who sighted it in.
SHOT 4. Accidentally pulled trigger while loading rifle in car. Will repait radiator when I get home.
SHOT 5. Fired into the air to start race. Fined $200 by game warden for killing turkey.
SHOT 6. The excitement of seeing my first deer caused me to fire before rifle was to my shoulder. I only had to replace my left boot.
SHOT 7. Missed deer completelly, not sure about cow across the field.
SHOT 8. To clean mud from the barrel after falling over cliff, while being chased by a farmer. Now! am sure about the cow.
SHOT 9. Slipped and fell while crossing stream. My buddy says that I will have to replace his hunting hat and also pay for having his underwear washed out.
SHOT 10. Forgot can opener. Opened a can of pork and beans, the few beans that were left tasted like gunpowder.
SHOT 11. Shot too low at deer, glanced off rodk and wounded a chipmonk.
SHOT 12. Finished off wounded chipmunk.
SHOT 13. Checked scope again, hit a big bucket hanging on a pole. Hope people get electricity back real soon.
SHOT 14. Shot at deer moving through the bush. I"d never heard some of the words it used.
SHOT 15. To check scope again after being hit in the head with my own rifle..
SHOT 16. Knocked buck down but didn't go claim it when game warder tried to arrest a nearby hunter for killing a doe.
SHOT 17. Gun accidentally fired while dragging it under a fence. Have to replace right boot now.
SHOT 18. Won a $1.00 bet from a buddy who said I couldn't hit junk car on hill. Hot radiators sure make a lot of steam.
SHOT 19. Killed running buck with 3 inch spike a 625 yards. It takes skill to be a good hunter.
SHOT 20. Will save till I get home and use it on mouse in my pantry.

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offering to the god of speed we all have had a few.

Checked scope again, hit a big bucket hanging on a pole. Hope people get electricity back real soon.

That one made me laugh!